If you want me to do something for you, DON’T TRY TO GUILT ME INTO IT. I’m not an idiot, I can see what you’re doing. All it does is make me resent you, so please, just fucking stop. Clearly you want more than what you’re asking for because when I offered up a perfectly valid alternative, you shot it down without a second thought. This means you’re either a liar or someone who talks around in circles without actually saying what they mean. I hate both.

Also, you know.. usually when a person loves someone as much as you claim to love me, they don’t ask them to do things they’re uncomfortable with. That’s something you might want to think about.