January 2012
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December 2011
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Oh my jesus. If my mom doesn’t take me to Orange Julius today I’m going to die a little inside, but she never promised so I’m kind of freaking out.
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My grandpa is watching football… I asked him if he’d seen this new commercial, no response. I asked again, no response. I yell out “sex”, still no response. My grandma starts talking about chocolate and cookies… “Did you say cookies?”. It was kind of hilarious, but still… smh.
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Hey by PIXIES
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Are you really that naive? Your zip code may change, but your situation will not. You’ll have all the same problems you have here AND you’ll be completely isolated from your family AND what little respect I have for you will be lost. Long story short, if you choose him over us I just… I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forgive you.
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Hah! And people wonder why I never let myself get excited for something? Shit happens, plans change, but ultimately… people fail you. If I don’t expect things to work out, I don’t get crushed when shit falls apart and if things do work out, it’s twice as amazing because it’s unexpected. Even knowing this, I made an exception for you. I mean, you were my best friend...
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Home by Mumford & Sons
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November 2011
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Ohmyfuckinggod. I want to be pissed at you so badly for the way you treated me, but honestly, I see this shit on facebook with your friends (ex-friends now, I suppose) and all I can do is laugh. You’re just so full of crap lol. If you’re going to do the “right thing”, as you call it, at least have the fucking balls to do it in person. You can’t go to facebook and tell...
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I know my taste in music is constantly changing,...
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I like sleeping because its like being dead without the commitment.
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mols:
The problem is, if I think you’re about to hurt me, I won’t just pull away, I’ll disappear. No questions, no confrontation, no explanation, not a peep. I’ll just disappear. And you’ll be left wondering what the hell happened, where did you — where did we — when did everything go so, so wrong.
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The War by Kelsey Wild
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“I don’t have a life, I just trick people by going offline on facebook chat.”
– maleminded.tumblr.com
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Cosmo Tip #35
expertcosmotips:
Bring him small dead animals as tokens of your affection and displays of your hunting prowess.
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We Are Young by fun. (featuring Janelle Monáe)
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My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he...
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Blog so hard, the government wanna stop me.
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If you want me to do something for you, DON’T TRY TO GUILT ME INTO IT. I’m not an idiot, I can see what you’re doing. All it does is make me resent you, so please, just fucking stop. Clearly you want more than what you’re asking for because when I offered up a perfectly valid alternative, you shot it down without a second thought. This means you’re either a liar or...
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