Oh my jesus. If my mom doesn’t take me to Orange Julius today I’m going to die a little inside, but she never promised so I’m kind of freaking out.

My grandpa is watching football… I asked him if he’d seen this new commercial, no response. I asked again, no response. I yell out “sex”, still no response. My grandma starts talking about chocolate and cookies… “Did you say cookies?”. It was kind of hilarious, but still… smh.